Life is Amazing and Kinda Stupid
Anonymous asked: Feferi, are you bossed-up?

asktheheiress:

Sollux reactions are best thing. Also the glasses.

So if life worked like it does in American Gods

And gods are more powerful the more worship they have, then Loki would’ve gotten a massive power boost on May 4th and had no idea why. 

…No, wait, scratch that. it’s too convenient. In truth, the creation of the Avengers movie, the choice of Tom Hiddleston as Loki, and the character’s resulting surge in popularity are all part of another long con by the REAL Loki in order to gain ultimate power.

Why do you think Hiddleston was so good in the role? BECAUSE HE WAS TRAINED BY LOKI HIMSELF.

You beautiful bastard.

opalite:

perpetualshenanigans:

opalite:

school dreams please stop :(

Seriously, it’s like: “Subconscious. Subconscious NO. STOP THAT. Yes I already know that was a painful experience, I don’t need you to REMIND ME.

“yes i know i don’t have those people near me anymore stop reminding me”

“why are you making me dream about feeling sad and uncomfortable in saga when this has already happened”

“come on brain haven’t you already presented me with this bizarre dorm configuration in another dream?  make some effort”

“Oh hey a dream in which I die and become a ghost and have to say goodbye to all of my Earlham friends I can’t even begin to guess the meaning behind that one.”

I’m a Dumb

A friend pointed out that the song “Black” WAS used in a flash, specifically [S] Jack: Ascend. I merely didn’t acquire the actual track and become attached to it until after I was well past that point in the story. So I didn’t remember. 

In short:

This is me.

Goodnight.

mementomoryo:

cosplayona:

lomniedom:

jigsawkingdom:

Oh shit.

FUCK

NOOOOOOOOADSKJFHA;LSKDF V;ALK

“The laws of time are mine, and THEY WILL OBEY ME!”

mementomoryo:

cosplayona:

lomniedom:

jigsawkingdom:

Oh shit.

FUCK

NOOOOOOOOADSKJFHA;LSKDF V;ALK

“The laws of time are mine, and THEY WILL OBEY ME!”

opalite:

school dreams please stop :(

Seriously, it’s like: “Subconscious. Subconscious NO. STOP THAT. Yes I already know that was a painful experience, I don’t need you to REMIND ME.

ninasafiri:

Göttin der Dummheit: Two Women

arielnietzsche:

I am a woman.
I am a woman.

I am a woman born of a woman whose man owned a factory.
I am a woman born of a woman whose man labored in a factory.

I am a woman whose man wore silk suits, who constantly watched…

salternates:

askendcas:

Cain said to the Lord, ‘My punishment is too great to bear! Behold, You have driven me this day from the face of the ground; and from Your face I will be hidden, and I will be a vagrant and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.’But the Lord said to him, ‘Not so; anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over.’ Then the Lord put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him.”  [Genesis 4:13-15]

this took an inexcusably long time to draw.

ebonrune:

gallifreya-vastardis:

iwantaugustuswaters:

the-renner-lunge:

speshul-needs-scout:

THE ONLY ARROW IN THE KNEE JOKE I WILL EVER REBLOG
GOOD

don’t mess with the bootylicious archer. he got skillz.

wow okay that is actually really funny

This went right over my head the other day. Duh.
And then the arrow exploded and I didn’t have a knee anymore.

ebonrune:

gallifreya-vastardis:

iwantaugustuswaters:

the-renner-lunge:

speshul-needs-scout:

THE ONLY ARROW IN THE KNEE JOKE I WILL EVER REBLOG

GOOD

don’t mess with the bootylicious archer. he got skillz.

wow okay that is actually really funny

This went right over my head the other day. Duh.

And then the arrow exploded and I didn’t have a knee anymore.